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February/March
2003

URBAN
BLIGHT
How come the people
who run this check cashing store at 361 Court street can't seem
to do what everyone else in the neighborhood has done: REMOVE GRAFFITI.
For years, this Western Union store---owned by Davila Associates--
has allowed little street punks to spray paint the entire store
and totally destroy the quaint look of Court street. Call them and
tell them to clean up their act. 718-624-0688
THE
SMOKING POLICE
Workers at Bloomberg
L.P. in Manhattan are so fearful of being fired for smoking they've
resorted to hiding in dark corners and warning their colleagues
by cell phone that the big guy's in the building. One of our neighbors
here in Carroll Gardens works for Bloomberg's information company
and says smokers are afraid they'll be given the axe, if the former
CEO spots them puffing away, not inside, but OUTSIDE the building.
Many, we're told have resorted to phoning the smokers outside on
their cell phones to warn them that the Mayor is coming down the
elevator. Bloomberg was said to have fired a city worker because
he was caught smoking in a newspaper photo. The Mayor's tough new
smoking ban, which will prohibit smoking in bars and restaurants,
is set to take affect in March.
NOT
SO YUMMY FOR YOUR TUMMY
State health inspectors
have cited nearly a dozen Carroll Gardens area restaurants for having
little bugs and critters running around their kitchens. Specifically,
vermin was found in these 11 restaurants, according to the latest
Health Department inspection reports.
ver·min
n. pl. vermin
1.Various small
animals or insects, such as rats or
cockroaches, that
are destructive, annoying, or injurious to health.
2.Animals that prey on game, such as foxes or weasels.
3.
a.A person considered loathsome or highly
offensive.
b.Such people considered as a group.
This by no means
that the little buggers were actually found IN the food and it's
assumed that the restaurants cleaned up their act after getting
fined for the health code violations.
If you're looking
for a pet rat or cockroach you can find them here: Zaytoons, Ting
Hua Chinese , Red Rail, Sur, Su Su's Yum Yum, Ling Ling Young Young,
Jakes, Halcyon, Buddies Burrito and the Banania Café.
UPDATE
ON THE GENOVESE SUPERMARKET
Permits for this
giant 17-thousand square foot supermarket were approved by the city's
department of buildings without nary a second of public input. It's
perfectly legal as well. Despite concern that the Genovese store
may not fit into the urban environment of Smith street, Community
board 6 has no jurisdiction over the permit process or whether the
store should or can be built. Many commercial properties, except
those in historic preservation districts, can get city approval
without a public hearing or the approval of a local community board.
NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!
Brooklyn, it seems,
has it's own version of the Soup Nazi, the semi-real character on
Jerry Seinfeld's T.V. show. It's called JOYA, a new Court street
Thai restaurant and bar that's been graded as one of Cobble Hill's
new trendy hot spots. So, this guy walks in with his girlfriend,
sits down and orders a meal. An hour goes by. Still no food, but
he rates a visit from the owner. The customer's thinking, hmmm,
he'll probably say…"Sorry, it's taking so long."
Nope. Instead, the owner says, according to one of our spies, "
What are you doing here. This table is reserved. Who do you think
you are. As it turns out, they were regular customers, or at least
he was. To that, he barked, "fuck you," and walked out.
Just another Smith street area joint trying to be Manhattan.
JERRY
SEINFELD, PART II
Jerry Seinfeld's
building a new garage for his dozen-plus exotic and luxury cars
on the Upper East Side. Thanks to one of Carroll Garden's best construction
workers, we get a peak inside. The building features two levels
for parking: ground level and basement level. The floors above feature
game rooms and living space. An elevator, not a ramp will move the
cars from floor to floor. The interior features funky looking metallic
ceilings and the façade will resemble that of any other brownstone
on 83rd street on the East side. Seinfeld's home is just around
the corner.
EVER
HEAR OF VALENTINES DAY LIGHTS?
It's not uncommon
in Brooklyn or anywhere in the country to see large Christmas light
displays over the holidays----but have you ever heard of Valentines
Day lights. Check out the red and white lights going up at a handful
of homes on First place between Clinton and Henry in Carroll Gardens.
Each year, these families not only do up their properties with lights,
but with giant cutouts of hearts, arrows and the Saint of Love himself.
COMPLAINT
DEPARTMENT
Ever call in a
complaint to Verizon or the local cable company? Thousands do each
year, but we here at the CARROLL GARDENS COBBLER were kind of curious
just how many people complain. According to the New York state public
services commission complaints against Verizon top the list. They've
been busy installing DSL service to parts of Brooklyn including
Carroll Gardens and Cobble Hill. But, their on again, off again
installation has resulted in switched cables and disconnected service
to many folks. The state has received over 527 complaints about
Verizon in 2002. But, surprisingly, when it comes to slamming, that
is, the practice of automatically switching customers from one long
distance company to another, Verizon fairs well.
Just 14 complaints were lodged against the phone company in 2002.
A-T-&-T, on the other hand, tops the list with 188 complaints-down
from a staggering 452 slams in 2001. Sprint, MCI Worldcom and a
tiny company called Tele-Save are right behind. The little known
Tele-Save, however stacked up a whopping 430 complaints for slamming
the year before.
A
LITTLE HISTORY---THE LITTLE FIREHOUSE THAT COULD
Why is that all
good firehouses become the future homes of New York City yuppies?
Luckily, last minute budget scrambling saved one of Gotham's oldest
firehouses, Engine 204 at 299 Degraw street, between Court and Smith.
The Bloomberg administration has put on hold closing eight city
firehouses and the 133-year-old Engine 204 gets a lease on life.
Back on September 15, 1869, The Brooklyn Fire department was born,
a separate entity from those in Manhattan and neighboring communities.
Brooklyn boasted 13 engines and six ladders and at the time the
firehouse at 299 Degraw was Engine 4. It moved to 533 Hicks for
a few years and then back to its original location where on January
1, 1913, it became Engine 204. It has remained ever since, occupied
by just one truck and a couple dozen men and women.
PROFILED:
OUR NEIGHBORS
Angela Starita
knows a changing neighborhood when she see one. That got her thinking.
How has the influx of new blood into Carroll Gardens, Red Hook and
Cobble Hill affected their lives and that of the people around them.?
With a little funding and a nosey neighbor attitude, she embarked
on her Internet project: South Brooklyn Profiles. Starita pries
into the lives of a dozen or so people, most of them Italian and
with strong neighborhood roots to get their take on the modern day
South Brooklyn. Check out her website at www.southbrooklynprofiles.org.
TIPS &
TIDBITS
Got a tip, a wacky
story, a neighborhood complaint, a secret? Send it to me and we'll
likely print it for all of cyberworld to see. george@georgeweber.net
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